Sagittarius (November 21 – December 21):
As Jupiter’s moons collide with one another, so too does your vehicle with a self-driven Google taxi. The impact on your body as it is first flung through the windshield and then pole-axed against a tree causes a video ad to open on your phone.
It’s Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia.
“This is the end,” he says, “for you, and any plans you had. However, it doesn’t have to be the end for Wikipedia. If everybody who died tonight donated just £2 a month…”